Laughter the Best Medicine

(New: 05/02/2017)

A true story
One early morning the husband wakes up and asks his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”
Wife: “Ohh…..! So you mean to say I am fat?”
Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”
Wife: “Oh.. that means I am sick.”
Hubby: “No No. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK.”
Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”
Hubby: “NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean…”
Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”
Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”
Wife: “So am I lying?”
Hubby: “I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning.”
Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?
HUBBY: “OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.
Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”
Hubby: “Please…”
Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!